When Christmas Comes With A Bang

There was this bang and crashing sound. Sat pondering for a while, trying to figure out whether it was inside or outside, and what it might be, before venturing downstairs to find it was the 5′ Christmas tree had fallen over, crashed into the TV, and the screen pierced by the corner of the glass stand. The result was rather impressive, and I’m considering entering it for the Turner Prize this year.

The downside, of course, is that we now have to fork out for a replacement telly… Got a decent deal for an LG C1 from local shop, and should be arriving sometime today…