Walking up Greno Crescent, and a white van pulled up. “Do you live around here?”. Thinking they were going to ask for directions, I said “Yes”. Then it got a bit surreal…
“Do you want to buy a new mattress? King-sized bed. A bargain.” The van said it belonged to a company called Bedexpress, but why were they touting for business like some scrap collector? Very odd, very suspicious. Also, their alleged website (bedexpress.co.uk) is not functional…
They drove on, tried it on with a bloke washing his van at the top of the Crescent, turned left onto Blacksmith, then did a 180 at the flats, and off they went. Weird.
